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"I'm very flattered. I was his second choice, after "pass"."
"I'm getting paid to skip lunch, right?"
"Same team, Dwight."
"You, uh, you should have put him in custardy."
"Jim's been looking at me kind of a lot all week. I would be creeped out by it, but it's nothing compared to the way Michael looks at me."
"What am I going to do with the award? Nothing...That's the least of my problems..."
"Yeah, I'm not a temp anymore. I got Jim's old job. Which means at my ten year high school reunion, it will not say "Ryan Howard is a temp". It will say "Ryan Howard is a junior sales associate and a midrange paper supply firm"... That'll show 'em."
"It says, flavor: blue blast."
"If I had to I could clean out my desk in five minutes... and nobody would ever know I'd ever been here. And I'd forget to."
