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"This is our receptionist, Pam. If you think she's cute now, you should have seen her a couple years ago." - Michael Scott
"You know what they say about a car wreck, where it's so awful you can't look away? The Dundees are like a car wreck that you want to look away from but you have to stare at it because your boss is making you."
"Its just, I don't think its many girls dream to be a receptionist."
"Pam-a-lama-ding-dong."
"I suggested we flip a coin, but Angela said she doesn't like to gamble. Of course by saying that, she was gambling that I wouldn't smack her."
"Please don't throw garbage at me."
"Did I wake up this morning thinking I’d be throwing together a bird funeral? You never can tell what your day here is gonna turn into."
"Finally, I want to thank God, because God gave me this Dundee and I feel God in this Chili's tonight."
"Jim cannot speak until he buys me a coke. Those are the rules of Jinx, and they are unflinchingly rigid."
"I just wanna say that this was the best Dundees ever!"
"I really like Valentine’s Day in this office. It’s kind of like grade school, everybody gives out little presents and stuff. Like last year Jim gave me this card with Dwight’s head on it was horrifying and funny…"
"It’s performance review day, company-wide. Last year my performance review began with Michael asking me what my hopes and dreams were and it ended with him telling me he could bench press 190 pounds. So I really don’t know what to expect."
"Um. I like to do illustrations. Mostly watercolor, a few oil pencil. Um, Jim thinks they're good!"
"It's a screen play we wrote... Starring himself."
"...why would you raise your cholesterol?"
"Yay, Kevin! Woohoo for Kevin, for stinking up the bathroom."
