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"Michael stands in front of the boat and says he's king of the world within the first hour, or I give you my next paycheck."
"I can’t say whether Dunder Mifflin paper is less flammable, sir, but, I can assure you that it’s certainly not more flammable."
"I want to clamp Michael's face in a George Foreman Grill."
"I think I'll see you at the mall..."
"I miss Dwight. Congratulations, universe. You win."
"Yeah, on the booze cruise I... told Michael about some feelings I used to have for Pam. I... had just broken up with Katy, and... had a couple of drinks, and I confided in the world's worst confidant."
"Hey, what has two thumbs and hates Todd Packer? This Guy!"
"Umm, is it me or does it smell like updog in here?"
"She's European..."
"..."
"Today is Thursday. But Dwight thinks that it’s Friday…and that’s what I will be working on this afternoon."
"If this were my career, I'd have to trow myself in front of a train."
"So where are you shipping your foot?"
"Wow."
"Hi."
"Do we all have a copy of Threat Level: Midnight by Michael Scott?"
"How do you know it was me?"
classic jim ♥♥♥
Jim Halpert: What a night...
Michael Scott: Yeah, well. Good for you, your friend got engaged.
Jim Halpert: She was already engaged.
Michael Scott: Roy said the first one didn't count.
Jim Halpert: That's... great. To tell you the truth, I used to have a big thing for pam. So...
Michael Scott: Really. You're kidding me. You and Pam? Wow. I would have never put you two together... did you really... you really hid it well. God. I usually have a radar for stuff like that. You know I made out with Jan.
Jim Halpert: Yeah. I know.
Michael Scott: Yeah. Yeah. Well, Pam is cute.
Jim Halpert: Yeah. She's really funny, and... she's warm, and she's just... anyway.
Michael Scott: Well, if you like her so much, don't give up.
Jim Halpert: She's engaged.
Michael Scott: Pift. BFD. Engaged aint married.
Jim Halpert: Huh.
Michael Scott: Never, ever, ever give up.
